So, this topic is really what started the whole random blog thing. I was telling Jaime about how when people bring their babies into work to show them off I think of things that others might not. What are these things you ask? Well, for starters think about how babies even come to be. That's right, sex. So, when I see these babies and the glowing and beaming mother, I think to myself, "I know what you did nine months ago!" And if that weren't enough, I think about people's sex faces. You know, people have that sex face, eyes roll into the back of your head, eye lids can either be halfway open or all the way open and even closed; mouths can be wide open and drooling. Then there are the sounds of sex, whimpers, screams and even the occasional sound of friction (think about the sound of moving your straw in and out really fast next time you get a value meal at a fast food restaurant). So, imagine your co-workers sex faces the next time they bring their kids in to the office!
Immature? Of course.
Strange? You know it.
Do I care what you think? Nope.
You know what is strange though? When humans are having sex, we don't really think about anything, it's like everything shuts off. Which is good because if we thought about how funny the other person's sex face is during sex the end result could be bad.
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