My Next Car/End of 2008

I have decided that the new Chevrolet Cruze will be my next car. It is sporty but also compact and good on gas. It won't be available until 2010 as a 2011 model so it gives me some time to save.

Also, today is the final day of 2008. This year went faster then any other in my opinion. So, by 12/31/2009 everybody born in the 1970's will be in their 30's if even for just a few minutes. Just a random thought.

Hummer H2

Yesterday after work I tool my little car to the car wash because he has not had a bath in multiple eons and the weather finally got above 40 degrees. Well low and behold I got stuck behind some bitch in a Hummer H2, the license plate started in the letter R which means she either moved to Colorado in late 2007 early 2008 or that is when she bought the damn thing.
Now, I have noticed that I mostly see women driving the H2 now, it must be some sort of penis envy issue. But really, anybody driving one of these things should be embarassed. Embarassed by the shear size of it, the gas it uses and the greenhouse gasses it gives off. If a man is driving one he should be embarassed because he is basically advertising to the world that he has a small johnson and is making up for it in other ways (this might not be true of the black rappers and football players that love these things so much, with 24" rims of course).
GM has announced that Hummer is up for sale. Probably some disgusting Indian or Chinese company will buy it. Good riddance.

Only in Colorado

Only in Colorado does the right lane of traffic move faster then the left. I am so sick of these fools in the left lane holding everybody back. And it is both men and women equally doing it. Sometimes you will see the offender yaking on their cell phone or to the person in the passenger seat. Sometimes they are by themselves and probably day dreaming. Man it pisses me off.

Why can't we be friends?

No, I am not talking about that song. Earlier in my posts from October or November, I was talking about how I was evil and I made that contractor feel bad. Well, now, I am okay with it.
Aparently after I left work on Thursday last week my co-worker was attacked by the three contractors up here. She said they were all giggling and then asked her how long they knew me and that how she is very comfortable with me. We both feel that they were trying to insinuate that I want to go out with her. Uh, no. First of all, these fuckers need to concentrate on conversion of the systems-the only reason they are at XYZ Company-not what me and my FRIEND are doing. I've known this lady for almost 7 years now and I am not interested in her in the least nor she me; she is 46 for fucks sake and I am 29 and we are JUST FRIENDS.
The same thing has happened with Jaime and I. People assume that we are dating or that we want to date just because we hang out and have opposite genitalia.
People are stupid and assume stupid things. One thing is for sure, if they keep it up, I will make their time here at XYZ Company very difficult.

Was your car ever the star of a music video?

I love this video and it is another reason why I love the 80's; things were just better back then.

Side note: the girl at 1:13-1:15 is hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZGwGFpjFxI