Yesterday after work I tool my little car to the car wash because he has not had a bath in multiple eons and the weather finally got above 40 degrees. Well low and behold I got stuck behind some bitch in a Hummer H2, the license plate started in the letter R which means she either moved to Colorado in late 2007 early 2008 or that is when she bought the damn thing.
Now, I have noticed that I mostly see women driving the H2 now, it must be some sort of penis envy issue. But really, anybody driving one of these things should be embarassed. Embarassed by the shear size of it, the gas it uses and the greenhouse gasses it gives off. If a man is driving one he should be embarassed because he is basically advertising to the world that he has a small johnson and is making up for it in other ways (this might not be true of the black rappers and football players that love these things so much, with 24" rims of course).
GM has announced that Hummer is up for sale. Probably some disgusting Indian or Chinese company will buy it. Good riddance.
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