Parking Saga Continues

Yesterday evening I look out the window and I see this peice of crap pre-1999 VW Jetta barreling down the road (it sounded, and looked like it had seen better days). Well the moron parks right next to my little car. I was so pissed. I knew that I had seen that car before but it had never parked anywhere near me before. I recognized it as being a car that usually parks on the corner on the other side of my apartment building. His wife drives an ugly ass Nissan Sentra-those things started getting ugly back in 1995 and Nissan has done very little to make it better. Anway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, so this peice of shit Jetta. I have no freaking idea why he parked by me, he had to really trek it to get to his apartment too. If he continues to do this I will complain to management LOL. Seriously though, I will. It was so random and far away from his apartment that I just can't fathom it.
This time of year (snow season, which lasts 6 long months in Colorado) I have to fight for my parking spot. Crazy Cat Lady with her beat up Accord coupe with an Obama sticker likes to jack my spot (I think she is another one of those work at home peeps), the Asian family used to jack my spot but they moved and sometimes Rhode Island Boy will park his Naziwagen in my spot and leave it for months on end. Why do they do this? Because where I park gets a lot of sun, so in the winter, people park there so the sun melts their cars. In the summer, forget it, nobody parks there. They are kind of like fair weather parkers.
And then on Tuesday, I drove my Jeep to work. When I drive that car to work I take two spaces. Well, Chicago Lady, who also has a newer Jeep takes two spaces as well. So we have an unspoken agreement that we park near each other with both of us taking two spaces. Well, XYZ Company is bucking the national trend and is hiring. They always have to overhire because so many people quit during training. In the meantime though, the parking lot has really filled up. Well this bitch, and I call her Jesus Christ because she believes that she should qualify for Sainthood even though she is the worst sort of born again hypocrite, yeah, she parked right in between Chicago Lady and myself and of course, my Jeep was on Jesus Christ's driver's side door. I chose not to be pissed about it but I did check my right side to be sure there was no damage. By the way, there were other spots available. It is known that I and this woman, Jesus Christ, do not like each other, so I believe sometimes she does it to piss me off.
People really tick me off and I would love to get inside their heads to know what they are thinking about.