Rhode Island Boy

Okay, so I live in an apartment complex with lots of interesting characters. Well, my neighbor is perhaps the most interesting. I moved in to my apartment on 11/3/06 and he was already here. Well, he has this Audi (Naziwagen) and it had Rhode Island license plates. So I call him Rhode Island Boy. That will serve as your background into him.

Well, he has this friend, drives an Xterra and if it weren't for his tan, would be an albino because his hair is a very unnatural shade of blond. Anyway, I have noticed that the albino has been staying at Rhode Island Boy's (RIB) apartment lately. And yes, the thought that they might be more then friends has crossed my mind, but they both have girlfriends. I am sure, though, that they have at least seen each other naked. So, RIB must have some exciting job because he gets to work from home but he also goes on weeklong trips out of town presumably for business. Well, I think the Albino lives there now, if I were evil I would turn them into the leasing office. The Albino, who has his own car, has been driving RIB's Malibu, because RIB is out of town. Now, I like my friends, but they aren't driving my car unless I am too drunk to drive it myself. I just think this is very odd. Maybe RIB doesn't know that the Albino is driving his car or what but they are too close. It is very odd.