Ever have one of those "oh wow, crazy" moments? This morning I was getting ready to take a shower and I looked in the mirror and saw my belly button. I thought to myself, oh yeah I forgot that I had a belly button. The belly button is like Delaware, you totally forget that it exists until one day you are all, "oh yeah."
And then you think about how everybody has a belly button; some are innies and some are outties. I think I read somewhere that most babies now are outties-makes them easier to clean I suppose. You would really be surprised to see what collects in an innie belly button, lots of fuzz, almost like lint.
Or like fat people, I mean really fat people like the kind you see on Discovery Channel-they have stretched out belly buttons.
Some people peirce their belly buttons and some get a tattoo around the belly button, or if you are my sister you have done both.
I will have to take a mental note to myself to look for people's belly buttons next summer at the pool.
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