Ever notice how women overuse the word 'cute?'
"Oh, what a cute sweater." "Cute shoes...."
Maybe I am crazy but how are women's shoes and sweaters cute? When I think of the word cute, I think of a baby, or baby shoes or a dog.
I have even noticed that women will give a fake compliment "cute shoes" even though they are hideous. I have verified that women do this from many vagina-bearing sources.
Sometimes it is fun to go to the mall and watch women shop. They get this glazed-over look in their eyes and it is like all thought processes in their brains shut off temporarily. It works both ways of course, men get the same look at the automotive section at Wal-Mart and at Sports Authority. The difference though, is that men don't think to ourselves, 'These floormats would look cute in my truck." Or "This UnderArmour would make a cute outfit for the gym."
Once I take over the world, I would end programming on We, Oxygen and Lifetime and then fine people for misusing the word cute, in that order.
3 comments:
just because you don't use the word cute. Well to piss you off "this blog is cute!"
And you may not use the word cute when you say these floormats would look cute but I'm guessing the word Hot or Sweet or someother word comes to mind, which to me means almost the same thing as cute.
You are such a brat. But yes, cool or sweet does come to mind about floormates i.e. the Superman floormats in my Jeep.
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