Rhode Island Boy/Apartment Update

Okay, so my neighbor, Rhode Island Boy (RIB) has been busy again. First, two weekends ago, his Malibu left and it has been gone since. Additionally, his girlfriend who also had a Malibu, has been driving her Jetta again. So, I think their company revoked company cars to save money or they aren't working there anymore. It is really nice though because now there are more parking spaces.
Today when I got home, his girlfriends car was parked out front and his Audi was gone-but he was home. Now, nobody actually buys an Audi, you lease an Audi. When he first moved here his RI plates expired 2/07 which means he bought it 2/06. Well sure as shit, three years later I am thinking he turned it in today. So maybe he will have a new car tomorrow.....
Also, The Albino has been spotted again as well. He is military and active, so I don't think he really has his own place. He has stayed with one guy here in the past, then last summer he was at RIB's place and now he is at this other guys apartment who is also military. The Albino also has traded in his Xterra and now drives a Nissan Titan of course with that damned Boston Red Sox sticker.
I know I am weird and I need a hobby, but these people are interesting.
Crazy Cat Lady. Okay that bitch pisses me off. She always parks right next to my car, and of course she drives a 2 door Honda Accord. People with 2-door cars have to open them wider to get out. She recently had it fixed because she does not take very good care of that car I have determined. Dings and scratches all over it. And the fools that fixed the trunk left off the Accord lable.
One of my neighbor's porch lights burnt out like two weeks ago. She never called to get it fixed! So my ass called maintenence for her and got it fixed LOL.
Special Ed. He has not stayed the night at his apartment since early November. For the past two weekends he came by for 10 minutes and then left again. Why the hell would you pay rent only to live with your 80 year old parents? He is fucked and I would love to know what is wrong with him mentally because clearly there is something wrong.
Anyway, those are the only updates I can think of. I noticed I had not blogged since early January so I thought I should write something-even though nobody reads any of my posts. I have so many things to teach the world.